yall wanna eat ass but dont wanna watch human centipede
- introverts (via janesblueheaven)
I was just thinking how cool it would be to turn my two couches into some kind of mega comfy living room nest and then I remembered I live alone and there is literally nothing that can stop me from doing this.
you are the future
Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”
First dates say a lot about a potential significant other. But many things may go wrong and may steer you away from the person you;re trying to impress. Here are some common dealbreakers people lean away from during first dates.
Yes x 8. Big time no-no’s