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So let me get this straight:

dink-182:

hungrylikethewolfie:

daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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a

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problem

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with

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these ones?

Wow, when you put it that way it almost seems like we live in a rampantly sexist, misogynistic, and hypocritical society.

Yes we do my friend. Yes we do.

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"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)

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According to the latest figures, 150 people are confirmed to have been killed in the sinking ferry Sewol. South Korean media reported that when found, the bodies of so many students had broken fingers and toes. This shows that the child was trying desperately to find a way out before being engulfed.

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lizclimo:

happy easter 

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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thatfunnyblog:

The Parent Trap Dance.

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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

officialalltimelow:

mkhunterz:

andsoicalledherocean:

weeping-angels-take-the-ponds:

frozen-heart-floating-lanterns:

atruedisneyobsession:

lipstickzombie99:

donatello-hamato:

almatair:

Aww that’s so-

Oh hey shes getting olde-

Hey wait…

No…

NO!


NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

How dare you

YOU BASTARD 

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

NOT OK

THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE DON’T DO THIS TO ME

HOW DARE YOU WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????????????????????????

NO

FUCK YOU

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

Marvel Sequels: No One Ever Gets a Haircut

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